Funny yearbook quotes and sayings

1. "I may be quiet, but I have a lot on my mind... like what I'm going to eat after this."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely even an evening person."

9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity... a lot."

10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

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Ape sayings

1. Monkey see, monkey do.2. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.3. Swing from the trees.4. Going bananas.5. Monkey business.6. Monkey around.7. Like a barrel of monkeys.8. Monkey see, monkey say.9. Monkey on your back.10. Monkey shines.

Good ole country sayings

1. You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. Like a chicken with its head cut off.7. B

One eyed sayings

1. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.2. A one-eyed man is a king amongst blind men.3. Better to be one-eyed than blind.4. The one-eyed man sees more than the blind.5. Even a one-eyed man can see the truth.6. A one-eyed man is better than none.7. A one-eyed man is still

Powerful world hijab day sayings

1. My hijab is my crown, a symbol of my strength and faith.2. Wearing the hijab is a powerful statement of my identity and values.3. Hijab is not a symbol of oppression, but a symbol of empowerment.4. On World Hijab Day, let's celebrate diversity and respect for all women's choices.5. I wea

Ferengi sayings

1. Greed is eternal.2. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.3. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.4. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.5. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.6. Never make a deal without knowing what you're selling.7. Good customer

Andoran sayings

1. A man who doesn't work, doesn't eat.2. A friend in need is a friend indeed.3. Better to be safe than sorry.4. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.5. Every cloud has a silver lining.6. Actions speak louder than words.7. All good things must come to an end.8. Don't bite off m

Mario and luigi sayings

1. It's-a me, Mario!2. Let's-a go!3. Mamma mia!4. Luigi time!5. Here we go!6. Green stache power!7. Yahoo!8. Wa-hoo!9. Let's-a do this!10. Brothers in arms!

Cute sayings to girlfriend

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.3. I fall for you more and more every day.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.5. I love you to the moon and back.6. You are the most beautiful thing I keep inside my heart.7. Every moment

Most used sayings on love island

Here are some of the most used sayings on Love Island:1. I've got a text! - Announced by the contestants when they receive a message on their phones.2. I've got a text, boys/girls! - Usually said by one of the contestants to gather the group when a message arrives.3. I've got a text, Islanders!

Sympathy card sayings for loss of mother

1. Words cannot express the depth of our sorrow for the loss of your mother. May you find comfort in the love and memories you shared.2. Our hearts ache for you during this difficult time. Your mother's love and light will always be with you.3. Sending you love and strength as you navigate this