Funny yoga sayings by mums

1. "I do yoga to keep calm and pretend I'm not losing my mind with all these kids."

2. "Yoga is my escape from the chaos of motherhood...until someone interrupts me for the hundredth time."

3. "I bend so I don't break...or yell at my kids."

4. "Namaste in bed...because that's the only place I can find peace and quiet."

5. "I downward dog so I can handle my upward kids."

6. "Yoga: the only time I can focus on my breathing without someone asking me for snacks."

7. "I meditate to stay zen...and to avoid losing it when the kids won't stop fighting."

8. "Savasana is my happy place...until someone jumps on me."

9. "Yoga is my therapy...because wine is not always an option."

10. "I do yoga to find my center...and to remind myself that I am more than just a mom."

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