Get well funny sayings after surgery
1. "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
2. "I'm not saying my surgery was a piece of cake, but at least now I have a legitimate excuse to eat cake."
3. "I may be on bed rest, but at least I have a good excuse to binge-watch my favorite shows."
4. "They say laughter is the best medicine, so I'm prescribing myself a daily dose of funny movies."
5. "I may have a few stitches, but at least I have a great story to tell at parties now."
6. "Who knew surgery could be such a great excuse to avoid doing the dishes?"
7. "I'm starting to think my surgeon was a magician, because I can't even find where they made the incision!"
8. "Recovery is tough, but at least I have an excuse to wear pajamas all day."
9. "I may be a little sore, but at least I have a new appreciation for the phrase 'take it easy.'"
10. "I may have a scar now, but it just adds to my tough-guy/gal image."
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