Golf sayings for bad shots
1. "That shot was so bad, it's still looking for the fairway."
2. "I think that ball took a wrong turn at the tee box."
3. "I didn't know we were playing mini-golf today."
4. "I must have mistaken the green for the rough on that one."
5. "I think I just set a new record for longest distance from the hole."
6. "That shot was so off target, it must have been aiming for the clubhouse."
7. "I didn't know we were playing 'hit the trees' today."
8. "I think I just invented a new golf shot - the 'whiff and whack'."
9. "I must have been channeling my inner Happy Gilmore on that swing."
10. "I guess even the best golfers have their off days - today is just one of mine."
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