Fish like a girl sayings

1. "She's a real catch!"

2. "She's a mermaid at heart."

3. "She's a fish out of water."

4. "She's a reel beauty."

5. "She's a fin-tastic friend."

6. "She's a real angelfish."

7. "She's a pearl in the sea."

8. "She's a starfish in the making."

9. "She's a sea-cret keeper."

10. "She's a wave of happiness."

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