Gross love sayings for a

1. "I love you more than my morning breath."

2. "You're the pus to my pimple, my love for you is ready to burst."

3. "You're the mold to my cheese, our love only gets stronger with time."

4. "I love you like a fly loves garbage, I just can't get enough of you."

5. "You're the stench to my sweaty socks, our love is just as pungent."

6. "I love you like a cockroach loves a dirty kitchen, you're always crawling back into my heart."

7. "You're the slimy slug to my garden, our love leaves a trail of goo wherever we go."

8. "I love you like a rat loves a sewer, our love thrives in the darkest of places."

9. "You're the rotten egg to my fridge, our love is a little smelly but still satisfying."

10. "I love you like a maggot loves a decaying carcass, our love is truly disgusting but undeniably strong."

Above is Gross love sayings for a.

Wise sayings about cat

1. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. - Ernest Hemingway2. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett3. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot

Funny bag sayings

1. I'm not a regular bag, I'm a cool bag.2. Warning: Contents may be more fabulous than they appear.3. I'm carrying all the essentials: snacks, lip gloss, and a positive attitude.4. Handle with care, I contain precious cargo (and probably some old receipts).5. I'm not just a bag, I'm a port

Forgive forget quotes sayings

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Common manchester sayings

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Funny sayings to write on cars

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Inspirational sayings in english

1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu

Old english sayings good bye

Fare thee well

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Daddys little boy sayings

1. Daddy's little man2. Daddy's sidekick3. Daddy's mini-me4. Daddy's pride and joy5. Daddy's little buddy6. Daddy's little hero7. Daddy's little prince8. Daddy's little champ9. Daddy's little shadow10. Daddy's little dude

Church sign sayings for november

1. Give thanks with a grateful heart.2. In all things, give thanks.3. November: A time for gratitude and reflection.4. Count your blessings, not your problems.5. Gratitude turns what we have into enough.6. Thanksgiving is more than a day, it's a way of life.7. Grateful hearts are happy