Gun sayings funny
1. "I'm not a gun enthusiast, I'm just trigger happy."
2. "I'm not a sharpshooter, I just have a good aim when it comes to shooting the breeze."
3. "I'm locked and loaded with dad jokes, so watch out!"
4. "I'm like a gun in a holster, always ready to shoot out a pun."
5. "I don't always shoot the bull, but when I do, it's with a nerf gun."
6. "I'm not a gun expert, but I do know how to shoot the breeze."
7. "I'm not a marksman, I just have a knack for hitting the target with my jokes."
8. "I'm like a loaded gun, ready to fire off some puns at any moment."
9. "I may not have a license to carry, but I do have a license to thrill with my jokes."
10. "I'm not a gunfighter, I'm a punfighter. Watch out for my killer punchlines!"
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