Hilarious one liner sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
7. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!"
8. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."
9. "I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it."
10. "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."
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1. I'm not 60, I'm 18 with 42 years of experience!2. 60 is only 15 in Celsius!3. At 60, I've reached the perfect balance of wisdom and not giving a damn.4. 60 is the new 40...with a few extra creaks and cracks.5. I'm not 60, I'm just 59.95 plus tax!6. Turning 60 is like turning 40 in Cels
1. Alpha Delta Pi: First. Finest. Forever.2. Sisters by chance, ADPi by choice.3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but sisters are forever.4. Living for each other, we stand together.5. Strong women, strong bonds, Alpha Delta Pi.6. Empowered women empower women, that's the ADPi way.7.
1. Ten a penny2. Two for a penny3. A dime a dozen4. A diamond dozen5. A dozen for a dime
1. Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Congratulations on your bridal shower!2. May your love continue to grow as you start this new chapter together. Best wishes on your special day!3. Showering you with love and blessings as you prepare to say 'I do'.4. Wishing you a lifetime
1. Men anpil chay pa lou. - Many hands make light work.2. Dèyè mòn gen mòn. - Beyond the mountains, there are more mountains.3. Se pa dlo ki jwenn chen, men chen ki jwenn dlo. - It's not the water that finds the dog, but the dog that finds the water.4. Piti piti, zwazo fè nich. - Little by l
1. At the end of the day2. When push comes to shove3. In the final analysis4. Ultimately5. When the dust settles6. In the grand scheme of things7. When the chips are down8. When the curtain falls9. When the smoke clears10. When the fat lady sings
1. I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter. - Pablo Neruda2. I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day. - Unknown3. I wish you were here with me right now. I miss your
1. Thank you for standing by my side on the most important day of my life.2. I couldn't imagine this day without you all here with me.3. You are not just my bridesmaids, you are my sisters and best friends.4. Your love and support mean the world to me.5. I am so grateful to have you all her
Here are some of Jevil's sayings from the game Deltarune:1. Kee hee hee! Shall we play the ring-around?2. I can do anything!3. I can do anything!4. Chaos, chaos! Lightners, are you ready to play?5. I'm the bad guy! I'm the bad guy!6. You're just a little, sparkly, shiny plaything!7. It'
1. Ei kannata itkeä, jos ei ole syytä. (There's no point in crying if there's no reason.)2. Kun onni on, niin onneton ei ole. (When there is luck, the unlucky is not unhappy.)3. Ei tyhjästä kannata huolestua. (There's no point in worrying about nothing.)4. Ei se ole mikään tyhjästä temmattu.