Hilarious one liner sayings

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

7. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!"

8. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."

9. "I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it."

10. "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."

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Funny turning 60 sayings

1. I'm not 60, I'm 18 with 42 years of experience!2. 60 is only 15 in Celsius!3. At 60, I've reached the perfect balance of wisdom and not giving a damn.4. 60 is the new 40...with a few extra creaks and cracks.5. I'm not 60, I'm just 59.95 plus tax!6. Turning 60 is like turning 40 in Cels

Cute adpi sayings

1. Alpha Delta Pi: First. Finest. Forever.2. Sisters by chance, ADPi by choice.3. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but sisters are forever.4. Living for each other, we stand together.5. Strong women, strong bonds, Alpha Delta Pi.6. Empowered women empower women, that's the ADPi way.7.

Sayings like a dime a dozen

1. Ten a penny2. Two for a penny3. A dime a dozen4. A diamond dozen5. A dozen for a dime

Bridal shower sayings in cards

1. Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Congratulations on your bridal shower!2. May your love continue to grow as you start this new chapter together. Best wishes on your special day!3. Showering you with love and blessings as you prepare to say 'I do'.4. Wishing you a lifetime

Haitian sayings and quotes

1. Men anpil chay pa lou. - Many hands make light work.2. Dèyè mòn gen mòn. - Beyond the mountains, there are more mountains.3. Se pa dlo ki jwenn chen, men chen ki jwenn dlo. - It's not the water that finds the dog, but the dog that finds the water.4. Piti piti, zwazo fè nich. - Little by l

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Miss you love sayings

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Bride sayings to bridesmaids

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Deltarune jevils sayings

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Popular finnish sayings

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