Hilarious pirate sayings
1. "Shiver me timbers!"
2. "Blow me down!"
3. "Sail ho!"
4. "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"
5. "Arrr matey!"
6. "Avast ye!"
7. "Walk the plank!"
8. "Dead men tell no tales!"
9. "Aye aye, captain!"
10. "Thar she blows!"
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