Humorous sayings for greeting cards
1. "Getting older is like a fine wine - it only gets better with age... and a little bit of cheese!"
2. "You're not old, you're just well-seasoned!"
3. "Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of all the fun you've had!"
4. "Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine!"
5. "Life is short, but your jokes are even shorter! Happy Birthday!"
6. "You're not old, you're just a classic!"
7. "Aging gracefully is just a nice way of saying you're getting old - but you're doing it fabulously!"
8. "They say with age comes wisdom... but I'm still waiting for the wisdom to kick in!"
9. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value!"
10. "Here's to another year of gray hairs and great stories!"
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