I feel like a funny sayings

Sure, here's a funny saying for you: "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

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Cute gardner sayings

1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Gardening is the purest of human pleasures.3. In the garden of life, plant kindness and watch it grow.4. To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.5. The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.6. Weeding is a gardener's meditation.7. Ev

Photographer sayings

1. Photography is the story I fail to put into words.2. In photography, there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality.3. The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.4. Photography is the only language that can be understood anyw

Father's day card sayings funny

1. Dad, thanks for teaching me how to be a responsible adult... by letting me make all the mistakes first!2. Dad, you're the reason I have such high standards... because you always set the bar so high!3. Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me that 'Dad jokes' are a legitimate form of humor

Jamaican sayings about death

1. When one door closes, another one opens.2. Death is just a part of life, a new beginning.3. The body may die, but the spirit lives on.4. Death is not the end, but a transition to another realm.5. In the end, we are all just passing through this life.6. Death is a journey we must all ta

Christmas card sayings christian

1. For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. - Isaiah 9:62. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. - Luke 2:143. Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! - Philippians 4:44. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only So

Beer sayings for t-shirts

1. Beer: Because adulting is hard.2. In hops we trust.3. Beer me, please.4. Life is brewtiful.5. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.6. I'm just here for the beer.7. Beer: Making Mondays bearable since forever.8. Save water, drink beer.9. Beer: The answer to all of life's prob

Center of attention quotes and sayings

1. I don't want to be the center of attention, I just want to be the center of your world. 2. The spotlight may be on me, but my focus is always on you. 3. Being the center of attention is not my goal, but being the reason for your smile is everything. 4. I'd rather be the one who shines ligh

Aunt sayings for baby onesies

1. Auntie's little sidekick2. My aunt is my superhero3. Auntie's little love bug4. Auntie's little ray of sunshine5. My aunt rocks!6. Auntie's little cutie pie7. Auntie's little snuggle bug8. I love my aunt to the moon and back9. Auntie's little bundle of joy10. My aunt is my favo

Religious fortune cookie sayings

1. Trust in the divine plan and have faith in the journey ahead.2. May your prayers be answered with blessings beyond measure.3. Let go of worries and embrace the peace that comes from faith.4. The path to enlightenment is found through love, compassion, and forgiveness.5. In times of darkn

Funny sayings about feminism

1. Feminism is the radical notion that women are people too.2. Feminism: because who has time for gender stereotypes when there's a world to conquer?3. Feminism is the F-word that everyone should be proud to use.4. Feminism: making equality look fabulous since forever.5. I'm not a feminist