Incredibly funny sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Rock lee sayings

1. A dropout will beat a genius through hard work.2. The power of youth is the strongest power of all!3. I will never give up. I will never go back on my word. That's my ninja way!4. My ninja way is to never go back on my word, because that too is my ninja way!5. I will prove that hard work

Sayings abouts

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. You reap what you sow.8. All good things mus

Funny shirt sayings for birthday

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D day landing sayings

Here are some popular sayings related to D-Day landing:1. The Longest Day - This phrase is often used to describe the intense and grueling nature of the D-Day landing, which took place on June 6, 1944.2. Operation Overlord - This was the codename for the Allied invasion of Normandy, which includ

Our love quotes sayings

1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true. - Unknown3. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and bri

Dating proverbs sayings

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Cute customer appreciation sayings

1. You are the sunshine that brightens our day!2. Thank you for being a ray of light in our store!3. Your smile is our favorite accessory!4. We appreciate you more than words can express!5. You make our job a joy every day!6. Your kindness is contagious - thank you for spreading positivit

Sayings about stupid guys

1. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.2. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.3. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.4. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.5. He's not the brightest bulb in the box.6. He's a few cards short of a full deck.7. He's not playing w

Well known sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. All's fair in love and war.5. Better late than never.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. When life gives you lemons, make

To stay in touch sayings

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