Irish revenge sayings
1. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead."
2. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
3. "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out."
4. "May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."
5. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."
6. "May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat."
7. "May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends."
8. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
9. "May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door."
10. "May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope."
Above is Irish revenge sayings.
1. The British are a bunch of tea-drinking, stiff upper-lipped snobs.2. The British think they're so superior, but they're just a bunch of pompous fools.3. The British are always trying to impose their will on others, but they can't even manage their own country.4. The British are like a bad
1. Blossom like a flower, spreading beauty and joy wherever you go.2. Just like a flower, may you bloom and grow in all aspects of your life.3. In the garden of life, may you always be a beautiful blossom.4. Like a flower, may you face the sun and bloom with grace.5. Blossom where you are p
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.3. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, 'You.'4. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!5. I used to play
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.2. Embrace your uniqueness and let it shine.3. Your identity is your power, so own it.4. Don't be afraid to stand out in a world that tries to make you fit in.5. Your identity is your story, so write it boldly.6. Celebrate the quirks that mak
1. Actions speak louder than words2. A penny for your thoughts3. All's fair in love and war4. Bite the bullet5. Birds of a feather flock together6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch7. Every cloud has a silver lining8. Fortune favors the bold9. Ignorance is bliss10. Kill
1. Time heals all wounds, even those of a broken heart.2. A broken heart is like a puzzle, with time and patience, it can be put back together.3. Scars from a broken heart may remain, but they serve as a reminder of the strength it took to heal.4. Just as a broken bone grows back stronger, a
1. Every cloud has a silver lining, even on a rainy day. - Ray of hope2. A ray of sunshine can brighten even the darkest day.3. In the darkest night, there is always a ray of light.4. Follow the ray of light to find your way out of the darkness.5. A single ray of kindness can brighten someo
1. Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France2. The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals. - Unknown3. Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and c
1. Sweet as sugar, cute as can be, our little baby is turning one, you see!2. A little slice of heaven, our baby is one!3. Baby's first birthday, let's celebrate with cake!4. One year of sweetness, one year of joy, our baby's first birthday, oh what a joy!5. Cuteness overload, our baby is o
1. Distance means so little when someone means so much.2. Love knows no distance; it bridges the gap between hearts.3. Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.4. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.5. Love knows no boundaries, not even distance.6. Distance cannot stop true