Jokes and sayings on cards for customers
1. "Why did the customer bring a ladder to the store? To reach the high prices!"
2. "When life gives you lemons, return them for store credit."
3. "Shopping is my cardio. Swipe, swipe, swipe!"
4. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
5. "If shopping was a sport, I'd be an Olympic gold medalist."
6. "Retail therapy: because sometimes you just need to buy yourself a present."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the retail industry."
8. "I have a black belt in online shopping."
9. "Shopping is cheaper than therapy, and you get new clothes!"
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm a strategic buyer."
Above is Jokes and sayings on cards for customers.
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