Laffy taffy candy sayings and quotes
1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
2. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
3. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
4. "What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!"
5. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
6. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
7. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!"
8. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
9. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
10. "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!"
Above is Laffy taffy candy sayings and quotes.
1. جو کچھ ہوتا ہے اچھے کے لئے ہوتا ہے، اور جو نہیں ہوتا وہ بھی اچھے کے لئے ہوتا ہے۔ 2. زندگی ایک سفر ہے، اور ہم اس کے مسافر ہیں۔3. خواب دیکھنا ضروری ہے، لیکن اسے پورا کرنے کے لئے محنت کرنی ہوتی ہے۔4. صبر کا پھل میٹھا ہوتا ہے۔5. جب تک زندگی ہے، امید ہے۔6. کامیابی وہ لمحہ ہے جب آپ ہار نہیں
1. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams2. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton3. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson4. Art is the most intense mode of individual
1. When potato is rock, is time to eat.2. Better to have goat in garden than uncle in house.3. When bear dances, is time to leave forest.4. Don't count chickens before they are hatched, especially in Latvia.5. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans in Latvia.6. Even the smalle
1. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.2. When others run out, we run in.3. Bravery is not the absence of fear, but the action in the face of fear.4. Heroes are ordinary people who do extraordinary things.5. In the heart of every firefighter burns the desire to save
1. Thank God it's Friday! Time to trade in my work shoes for my dancing shoes.2. Friday: the golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.3. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save the day from the monotony of the work
1. Old friends are like fine wine, they only get better with time.2. Old friends are the best kind of friends, they know all your stories and still choose to be by your side.3. Old friends are the ones who know the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words.4. Ol
1. Rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.3. Rugby is a game of inches played by giants.4. Pain is temporary, pride is forever.5. Rugby is a game of passion, commitment, and brotherhood.6. Winners
1. Happy birthday, you magnificent troll! May your mischief-making be legendary today.2. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, pranks, and plenty of trollish fun!3. Another year older, but still as mischievous as ever! Happy birthday, you sneaky troll.4. May your birthday be as wild an
1. Here's to strong women: may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them. - Unknown2. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt3. The best protection any woman can have is courage. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton4. Women ar
1. Weed it and reap.2. High times call for high measures.3. Blaze it, don't graze it.4. Inhale the good, exhale the bad.5. Let's roll with it.6. Weed like there's no tomorrow.7. Stay lifted, stay gifted.8. Puff, puff, pass the positivity.9. Life's a joint, roll with it.10. Don't w