Love humor quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor before the floor finds me."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just witty beyond my years."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
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1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happin
1. Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore.2. Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.3. Don't judge me based on your ignorance.4. Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.5. I'm not perfect, but I'm trying my best. Don't judge me for that.6. Don't judge m
1. Alright treacle? - A friendly greeting, often used to address someone in a sweet or endearing way.2. Shut yer cake 'ole! - A playful way of telling someone to be quiet.3. I'm proper chuffed! - Expressing happiness or excitement about something.4. I'm off down the rub-a-dub. - Heading to t
1. To the world, you may be just a father, but to our family, you are the world. Happy Father's Day, my love.2. Thank you for being the rock of our family and the best father to our children. Happy Father's Day, my dear husband.3. You are not just a great dad, you are also an amazing husband. I
1. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true.2. True love is when you can't imagine your life without that person, even when things get tough.3. In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you because you are my true love.4. True love is not
1. Punctuality is the soul of business. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton2. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare3. Punctuality is the politeness of kings. - Louis XVIII4. Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh5. Punctuality is the thief of tim
1. A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and still loves you.2. Friends come and go, but true friends leave footprints in your heart.3. Sometimes the best friendships are the ones that have stood the test of time.4. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your f
1. I don't have a bad side, I have a fun side and a devilish side.2. I'm not evil, I'm just creatively misunderstood.3. The devil whispered in my ear, 'You're not strong enough to withstand the storm.' I whispered back, 'I am the storm.'4. I may be a devil, but at least I'm a charming one.5.
1. For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. - Isaiah 9:62. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. - Luke 2:143. Rejoice in the miracle of Christmas and the love of God. 4. May the light of Christ's love shine brightly in your heart this Christmas se
1. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.2. Great things never come from comfort zones.3. If you want something you've never had, you must be willing to do something you've never done.4. Comfort is the enemy of progress.5. Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.6. T