Lucky sayings funny
1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
2. "I'm so lucky that when I enter a room, the light switches itself on."
3. "I'm so lucky, I could trip over a cordless phone."
4. "I'm so lucky, I could fall in a barrel of boobs and come out sucking my thumb."
5. "I'm so lucky, I could win a game of Russian roulette with a water gun."
6. "I'm so lucky, I could throw a boomerang and miss."
7. "I'm so lucky, I could step on a crack and break my own back."
8. "I'm so lucky, I could find a needle in a haystack... and sit on it."
9. "I'm so lucky, I could buy a boat and it would sink in the bathtub."
10. "I'm so lucky, I could win the lottery and lose the ticket."
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1. Hard worker like an ant.2. On the go like a squirrel.3. Active as a hummingbird.4. Energetic as a bunny.5. Productive as a beaver.6. Diligent as a spider.7. Efficient as a well-oiled machine.8. Persistent as a dog with a bone.9. Focused as a hawk.10. Industrious as a worker ant
1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!2. I'm so hungry I could eat the hind leg off a donkey.3. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.4. She's crazier than a road lizard.5. I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church.6. He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine.7. I'm as happy as a
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1. Stay awhile and listen.2. Not even death can save you from me.3. The minions of hell grow stronger.4. Evil is afoot.5. The sanctity of this place has been fouled.6. The time has come to cleanse this land.7. The dark power of hell can't save you from me.8. Your soul shall suffer!9.
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Whose coat is that jacket? is a humorous Welsh saying that is often used to playfully mock someone for asking a seemingly obvious question. It's a light-hearted way of pointing out the redundancy or absurdity of a statement.
1. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing at all times.2. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to stop talking.3. I'm not a mind reader, so please use your words.4. I'm not a magician, so please don't expect me to magically make your grades better.5. I'm not
1. Sprinkle kindness like confetti2. Life is better with sprinkles3. Sprinkle joy everywhere you go4. Donut worry, be happy5. Keep calm and sprinkle on6. Sprinkle a little magic7. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake8. Sprinkle love and laughter9. Life is short, eat the sprinkles10.
1. If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.2. A bird may be known by its song, a man by his words.3. The slower you go, the further you get.4. A man is not a horse, and a woman is not a cow.5. Don't dig a hole for someone else, you may fall in it yourself.6. You can't make
1. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all the happiness in the world. Happy Birthday!2. May your special day be as wonderful as you are. Happy Birthday!3. Another year older, another year wiser. Here's to a fantastic year ahead. Happy Birthday!4. On your birthday, I wish you al