Make worse sayings
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a snake in your boot is worth a trip to the hospital."
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, cry over the fact that you have to clean it up."
3. "When life gives you lemons, just complain about how sour they are."
4. "Actions speak louder than words, but a loud action is just annoying."
5. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late bird gets a better excuse for being late."
6. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, because then you'll have to carry them all at once."
7. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny well wasted."
8. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."
9. "Rome wasn't built in a day, but it could have been if they used better contractors."
10. "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make a good story."
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1. I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is. 2. I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. 3. I'm not gay, I'm just fabulous. 4. Love is love, no matter who you are. 5. I may be gay, but at least I'm not boring. 6. I'm not gay, I just have great taste in men. 7. Being gay is like glitter, it neve
1. I got my bell rung.2. I saw stars.3. I got my head knocked.4. I got my lights knocked out.5. I got my brain scrambled.6. I got my noggin rattled.7. I got my head thumped.8. I got my brain jumbled.9. I got my head bashed in.10. I got my brain fogged.
Here are a few famous discourses and sayings from various sources:1. Know thyself. - Inscribed on the Temple of Apollo at Delphi, this saying emphasizes the importance of self-awareness and introspection.2. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Often a
1. Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dine like a pauper.2. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.3. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.4. A good breakfast fuels you up and gets you ready for the day.5. Start yo
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. I fall more in love with you every day.3. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.4. I love you more than words can express.5. You make my heart skip a beat.6. I am so grateful to have you in my life.7. You are my rock, my love, and my
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.5. Better late than never.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. Two wrongs don't make a righ
Truth:1. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?2. Have you ever lied to a friend and regretted it?3. What is your biggest fear?4. Have you ever cheated on a test or exam?5. What is your biggest secret that you've never told anyone?Dare:1. Sing a song in a funny voice.2. D
1. Fifty and fabulous, come celebrate with us!2. Join us as we toast to 50 years of life and love.3. Half a century of memories, let's make more together!4. Turning 50 is just the beginning of a new chapter, let's celebrate!5. 50 and thriving, let's party like it's 1969!6. Aged to perfect
1. The chicken that crows the loudest lays the smallest egg.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A chicken with its head cut off is still running around.4. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.5. A chicken is only as good as the company it keeps.6
1. May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and unforgettable moments.2. Wishing you a day filled with love, happiness, and all your heart desires.3. May this special day bring you all the happiness and blessings you truly deserve.4. Here's to another year of laughter, love, and amazin