Manhood sarcastic quotes and sayings

1. "Manhood is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... or so they say."

2. "Real men don't cry, they just sweat from their eyes."

3. "Being a man is easy, said no man ever."

4. "Manhood: where you're expected to be tough, but also sensitive, but not too sensitive, but also not too tough."

5. "They say real men wear pink, but I'm still waiting for the memo on that one."

6. "Manhood is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and occasionally making you want to throw up."

7. "They say the measure of a man is his actions, but I think it's more about how well he can grill a steak."

8. "Manhood: where you're expected to be a knight in shining armor, but also a handyman, but also a mind reader."

9. "They say a man's home is his castle, but I'm still waiting for the moat and drawbridge."

10. "Manhood: where you're expected to be a rock, but also a soft place to land, but also a superhero, but also just a regular guy."

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