Funny sayings from 2020
1. "I've reached the point in quarantine where I talk to my plants more than I talk to people."
2. "I never thought the phrase 'I wouldn't touch them with a 6-foot pole' would become a legitimate safety measure."
3. "My outfit choice for 2020 can be summed up as 'business on top, pajamas on the bottom.'"
4. "I've gone from 'I need to socialize more' to 'I need to stop talking to my cat so much.'"
5. "2020 is the year of canceled plans and unexpected snacks."
6. "I never thought I'd be jealous of my dog's life, but here we are."
7. "My level of productivity in 2020 can be measured by the number of times I've rearranged my furniture."
8. "I've gone from 'I need a vacation' to 'I need a time machine to go back to 2019.'"
9. "2020: the year of 'I never knew how much I could miss going to the office.'"
10. "I used to avoid people who coughed, now I avoid people who breathe."
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