"Monday is a fresh start. It's like a new episode of a really boring TV show."
"Monday is the day that reminds you that you forgot to do all the things you were supposed to do over the weekend."
"Monday is the day that tests your ability to function without caffeine."
"Monday is the day where even my coffee needs a coffee."
"Monday is the day where you realize the weekend was just a warm-up for the real chaos of the week."
Above is Monday sayings funny.
Here are a few sayings from the Bhagavad Gita in Kannada:1. ಕರ್ಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಇಲ್ಲದಿರು, ಫಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಇಲ್ಲದಿರು. (Do not be attached to the fruits of your actions.)2. ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಧ್ಯಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಇರು, ಮನಸ್ಸನ್ನು ಸ್ಥಿರಗೊಳಿಸು. (Always be in meditation in life, stabilize your mind.)3. ಯಾರು ಸರ್ವಭೂತಗಳ
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.2. Aging like fine wine, getting better with time.3. Another year older, another year wiser.4. Embrace the wrinkles, they are a sign of a life well-lived.5. Age is just a number, but wisdom is timeless.6. Life is a journ
1. Lights, camera, action!2. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. - The Godfather3. Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca4. I'm the king of the world! - Titanic5. You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men6. May the Force be with you. - Star Wars7. I'll be back. - The Terminato
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Confucius (Kong Fuzi):1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.2. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.3. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.4. When we see men of
1. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.2. Between a rock and a hard place.3. Stuck between a rock and a hard place.4. In a no-win situation.5. Trapped in a paradox.6. Caught in a bind.7. A double-edged sword.8. A lose-lose situation.9. Between the devil and the deep blue sea.10.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.3. I'm not a morning person, I'm a not a morning person.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not bossy,
1. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale2. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. - Calvin Coo
1. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein2. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts3. The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. - Step
1. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world.2. Every little bit helps make a big difference.3. Together, we can create positive change.4. Your generosity is changing lives.5. Kindness is always in style.6. Thank you for being a beacon of hope.7. Your do