Native sayings funny
Here are some funny native sayings:
1. "He who laughs last, didn't get the joke."
2. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sweat lodge."
3. "Don't count your buffalo before they're hatched."
4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him do the backstroke."
6. "Don't put all your arrows in one quiver."
7. "A watched pot never boils, but a watched frybread always disappears."
8. "You can't make a blanket out of one buffalo."
9. "When life gives you cactus, make tequila."
10. "Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins... because then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes."
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