1. "Milkaholic"
2. "Daddy's Little Dude"
3. "Mommy's Princess"
4. "Cuddle Monster"
5. "Future Heartbreaker"
6. "Little Explorer"
7. "Nap Queen"
8. "I'm the Boss"
9. "Daddy's Girl, Mommy's World"
10. "Too Cute for Words"
Above is Newborn baby onesies with sayings.
1. Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you've got a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne2. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain3. The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil4. Take care of
1. Is mayonnaise an instrument?2. Firmly grasp it!3. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.4. I love you.5. No, this is Patrick!6. I can't see my forehead!7. I'm not a Krusty Krab.8. I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo.9. Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He
1. 60 and still sweet as ever!2. Aged to perfection at 60!3. Life begins at 60 - and so does the chocolate!4. 60 years of sweetness and counting!5. Cheers to 60 years of chocolatey goodness!6. Turning 60 never tasted so good!7. 60 and fabulous - just like this candy bar!8. Celebrate 6
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.2. Do small things with great love.3. Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.4. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.6. You are one in a melon.7. Thr
1. Ignorance is bliss, until reality hits you in the face.2. Ignorance is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there.3. Ignorance is not bliss, it's just ignorance.4. Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.5. Ignorance i
1. Do good deeds properly, sincerely and moderately and know that your deeds will not make you enter Paradise, and that the most beloved deed to Allah is the most regular and constant even if it were little. - Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)2. The best among you are those who have the best m
Sure, here are some hysterical sayings and jokes for you:1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.5. I u
1. You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls.2. When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.3. My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy.4. You know, spies can be a little paranoid.5. When you're
I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny sayings and images to brighten your day:1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. Image: A cat wearing sunglasses with the caption Deal with it.3. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.4. Image: A squi
1. Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson2. Life is like a guitar, tune it to your liking. 3. The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia4. The guitar is a miniature orchestra in itself. - Ludwig va