1. "He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
2. "She's got a few screws loose."
3. "He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
4. "She's not the brightest bulb in the box."
5. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
6. "She's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
7. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
8. "She's as happy as a clam at high water."
9. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
10. "She's as nutty as a fruitcake."
Above is Old fashioned sayings funny.
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