Peter kaye sayings

Peter Kay is a British comedian known for his observational humor and witty sayings. Some popular Peter Kay sayings include:

1. "Garlic bread – it's the future, I've tasted it!"

2. "Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to blow up a balloon and let it go? Well, that's what we're doing with house prices."

3. "Have you ever put your hand on a radiator and thought, 'That's nice'? That's as exciting as it gets in Bolton."

4. "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

5. "There's only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

6. "You know when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I do that all the time."

7. "You know when you're on a train and it stops and you can't see a platform? You think, 'Is this a station or have we just stopped in a field?'"

8. "There's no pleasing some people. The glass is half empty, the glass is half full. Well, I'll tell you what, I'm just happy to have a glass!"

9. "I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

10. "You know when you're in the supermarket and you see someone you know, and you don't want to talk to them? So you pretend to be really interested in the ingredients on a tin of beans."

These are just a few examples of Peter Kay's humorous and relatable sayings that have endeared him to audiences around the world.

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