1. "As nutty as a fruitcake."
2. "Cute as a button."
3. "Happy as a clam."
4. "Sharp as a tack."
5. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
6. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
7. "Crazy as a loon."
8. "Sly as a fox."
9. "Busy as a bee."
10. "Cool as a cucumber."
Above is Quirky and quaint sayings.
1. Please sign here so I can prove to my mom that I actually have friends.2. Your signature is the missing piece to completing my masterpiece.3. Sign here to confirm that you survived my party.4. I promise not to use your signature for any shady business... maybe.5. Your autograph will incr
Let's not beat around the bush, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
1. I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.2. I'm too fabulous to care about your opinion.3. I'm not a princess, I'm a queen. Bow down.4. I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest.5. I'm not high maintenance, I just have high standards.6. I'm not a brat, I just know what I want.
1. I yam what I yam, said the potato.2. Don't be a couch potato, be a sweet potato!3. I'm a-peeling, aren't I?4. Just keep fryin', fryin', fryin'...5. You can't make everyone happy, you're not a french fry.6. I'm a hot potato, handle with care!7. Mash me up, buttercup!8. I'm not a sma
1. Beer: Because adulting is hard.2. I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality.3. I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?4. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.5. I like my beer cold, my nights hot, and my friends hilarious.6. Beer: Helping ugly people h
1. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins2. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J.K. Rowling3. Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity. - John Milton4. Death is not the
Here are some sayings that are often associated with guardian angels:1. Angels are always near to those who are grieving, to whisper to them that their loved ones are safe in the hands of God.2. Guardian angels are always watching over us, guiding us with their love and protection.3. When you f
1. Distance means so little when someone means so much. 2. Distance gives us a reason to love harder. 3. True love doesn't mean being inseparable; it means being separated and nothing changes. 4. Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel. 5. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
1. The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and love without measure.2. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.3. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go.4. A jug fills drop by drop.5. The more you are motivated by l