Real funny sayings and quotes

1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield

2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott

4. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor before the ground does." - Unknown

9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun

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Greeting graduation card sayings

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Christmas hot chocolate sayings

1. Hot chocolate is like a hug in a mug.2. May your hot chocolate be as sweet as the holiday season.3. Sip, sip, hooray for Christmas hot chocolate!4. Warm your heart with a cup of Christmas cheer.5. Stir up some joy with a festive hot chocolate.6. May your hot chocolate be as cozy as a C

Sayings about being social

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Country cliche sayings

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Abusive relationships quotes sayings

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Feeling let down sayings

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Goodbye pork pie sayings

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25 days of christmas 2018 sayings

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Church bulletin sayings for spring

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