Really funny sayings and quotes
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally sarcastic."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
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