1. "Dumbass!"
2. "You moron!"
3. "You're a dumbass, but you're my dumbass."
4. "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."
5. "I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!"
6. "You're one sandwich short of a picnic."
7. "I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sneezing shoelaces."
8. "You're about as sharp as a bowling ball."
9. "You're a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
10. "You're a dumbass with a capital D."
Above is Red forman sayings.
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