Sarcastic sayings for facebook
1. "Oh, look, another selfie. How original."
2. "Because nothing says 'I have a fulfilling life' like posting about it every five minutes."
3. "Wow, your inspirational quote really changed my life. Said no one ever."
4. "Thanks for sharing your drama-filled status update. I was really missing my daily dose of gossip."
5. "Congratulations on oversharing your personal problems. I'm sure all your Facebook friends really care."
6. "Oh, you're on vacation again? Please, tell me more about how amazing your life is."
7. "I love how you post about your healthy lifestyle while I'm here eating a bag of chips on the couch."
8. "Your political rant really opened my eyes to the complexities of the world. Just kidding, it was annoying."
9. "Thanks for the 50th picture of your cat. I was really starting to forget what it looked like."
10. "Your humblebrag game is strong. I'm so inspired by your constant need for validation."
Above is Sarcastic sayings for facebook.
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