Sarcastic vintage sayings
1. "They don't make 'em like they used to...thank goodness for that!"
2. "Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to school...uphill both ways!"
3. "A penny saved is a penny earned...unless you're talking about inflation."
4. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...or just give up and blame it on the younger generation."
5. "They say laughter is the best medicine...but have you tried a good stiff drink?"
6. "The early bird gets the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then charge $10 a glass because it's artisanal."
8. "Actions speak louder than words...unless you're trying to get out of doing chores."
9. "A stitch in time saves nine...but who has time for sewing these days?"
10. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink...unless you offer it a fancy bottled water."
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