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Land surveyor sayings

1. Measure twice, cut once.2. Every boundary has a story to tell.3. A good surveyor never cuts corners.4. The land may change, but the measurements don't lie.5. Surveying is the art of precision and accuracy.6. Boundary lines may divide, but good surveying unites.7. The land may be vast

Corny birthday sayings

1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!2. Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say!3. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value!4. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!5. Aging like fine wine, getting better

Funny shirt sayings for couples

1. I'm with stupid (with an arrow pointing to your partner)2. I stole his heart... and his last name3. I'm her lobster (a reference to Friends)4. He's my better half... most of the time5. I'm the peanut butter to his jelly6. I'm the cheese to her macaroni7. We go together like drunk and

Funny baby girl quotes sayings

1. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.2. I may be small, but my personality is mighty.3. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera skills.4. I run on milk and cuddles.5. I'm the boss, the cutest boss you'll ever meet.6. I may be little, but I've got big plans.7. I'm not a regula

Polka dot sayings for bulletin boards

1. Connect the dots and see the big picture!2. Dare to be different, stand out like a polka dot!3. Life is better with a little bit of polka dots.4. Polka dots make everything more fun!5. In a world full of stripes, be a polka dot.6. Let your creativity dot the bulletin board!7. Polka d

Clever honey sayings

1. Life is the flower for which love is the honey.2. Honey is sweet, but the bee stings.3. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.4. Honey is the only thing that can sweeten a bitter heart.5. A spoonful of honey makes the medicine go down.6. Like bees to honey, may good fortune

Birtday sayings for a grandson

1. To my wonderful grandson, may your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and all the love in the world.2. Happy birthday to the most amazing grandson! May your special day be as fantastic as you are.3. On your birthday, I want you to know how proud I am to be your grandparent. You bring so

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Clover sayings

1. Four-leaf clovers bring luck and good fortune.2. Finding a clover in bloom is a sign of hope and renewal.3. May your path be lined with clovers and your heart be filled with joy.4. Clovers are nature's way of reminding us to appreciate the little things in life.5. Luck is believing you'r

Common parents sayings

1. Because I said so.2. Do as I say, not as I do.3. Money doesn't grow on trees.4. I'm not running a hotel here.5. When I was your age...6. Don't make me come up there.7. You'll understand when you're older.8. I brought you into this world, I can take you out.9. I'm not your maid.1