Silly sayings to make you laugh
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
4. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. Peace out, deuces.2. Two is better than one.3. Throwing up the deuces and moving on.4. Deuces up, time to bounce.5. Leaving with grace, deuces.6. Two fingers up, saying goodbye.7. Deuces to the past, hello to the future.8. Walking away with peace signs, deuces.9. Two fingers in t
1. May your cup be filled with warmth and joy this holiday season.2. Sip, savor, and enjoy the flavors of the season.3. Wishing you a cozy and tea-rrific Christmas!4. Sending you a cup of Christmas cheer.5. May your holidays be steeped in happiness and love.6. Warm wishes and hot tea for
1. Dip your toes in the water before diving in.2. Keep your toes crossed for good luck.3. Don't step on my toes.4. Dance like nobody's watching, wiggle your toes like nobody's judging.5. Follow in someone's footsteps, but make sure to wiggle your own toes.6. Keep your toes in line with yo
1. You are what you eat.2. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.3. Good things come to those who wait.4. Too many cooks spoil the broth.5. A watched pot never boils.6. The proof is in the pudding.7. Easy as pie.8. You can't have your cake and eat it too.9. Selling like ho
1. Stay woke, stay strong.2. Keep it real, keep it moving.3. I'm not just a black man, I'm a king.4. In a world full of trends, I remain a classic.5. I may be black, but my future is bright.6. I walk with confidence, knowing my worth.7. I'm not here to fit in, I'm here to stand out.8.
Here are some Northern sayings commonly heard in Sheffield:1. Ey up - a friendly greeting, similar to hello or hi.2. Owt for nowt - something for nothing, or getting a good deal.3. Mardy - sulky or moody.4. Champion - great or excellent.5. Nowt so queer as folk - people are strange or