The funny sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a touch of sass."
Above is The funny sayings.
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