Very funny sayings and quotes
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.2. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the sam
1. You're the Nutella to my toast.2. Life is better with a spoonful of Nutella.3. Spread love like Nutella.4. You're as sweet as Nutella.5. Happiness is a jar of Nutella.6. Nutella makes everything better.7. You're my Nutella soulmate.8. Love at first bite, just like Nutella.9. Nute
1. My life is like a broken pencil...pointless!2. I'm so broke, even my jokes are falling apart!3. My love life is like a broken record...stuck on repeat!4. I'm as broken as a mirror in a house of seven years bad luck!5. My bank account is so broken, it's singing the blues!6. I'm so broke
1. The body benefits from movement, and the mind benefits from stillness. - Sakyong Mipham2. Yoga is the journey of the self, through the self, to the self. - The Bhagavad Gita3. Inhale the future, exhale the past. - Unknown4. The pose begins when you want to leave it. - Unknown5. Yoga is t
1. Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi2. Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain3. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop4. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
1. Many hands make light work.2. A burden shared is a burden halved.3. Teamwork makes the dream work.4. Sharing is caring.5. Together we can do great things.6. Divide and conquer.7. United we stand, divided we fall.8. Strength in numbers.9. Sharing the load lightens the journey.10.
1. Sweet as a gummy bear!2. Life is bear-y sweet with gummy bears.3. Beary cute and chewy too!4. Gummy bears make everything better.5. Gummy bears: the sweetest little friends.6. Chew on this: gummy bears are the best!7. Gummy bears are the bear-y best treat.8. Hug a gummy bear and fe
Here are a few sayings attributed to Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him):1. Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.2. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character.3. Do not be people without minds of your own, saying that if others treat you w
1. Stay calm and focused, the patient is in good hands.2. Precision and attention to detail are key in our role.3. Communication with the surgical team is crucial for a successful procedure.4. Anticipate the needs of the anesthesiologist and be ready to assist at a moment's notice.5. Our ro
1. A lion does not lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.2. The lion and the tiger may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.3. In the jungle of life, the lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep.4. Even the lion has to defend himself against flies.5. A