1. "As confused as a blind dog in a meat market."
2. "Crazier than a soup sandwich."
3. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
5. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
6. "As lost as a fart in a fan factory."
7. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
8. "Dumber than a box of hair."
9. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
10. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
Above is Weird sayings and quotes.
1. You can't make a plan with a man who has no shoes.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might end up with egg on your face.3. He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.4. You can't put a saddle on a cow and call it a horse.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless y
1. Crime does not pay.2. The only thing worse than a thief is a liar.3. The path of crime leads to destruction.4. Crime is a shortcut to nowhere.5. The hand that takes is always empty.6. Crime may bring temporary gain, but it always leads to pain.7. In the end, the criminal is always ca
1. Purr-fectly adorable!2. Meow you doin'?3. You've got to be kitten me!4. Pawsitively charming.5. Meow or never!6. Feline fine and dandy.7. Whisker me away!8. You're the cat's whiskers!9. Meow's it going?10. Purr-fection in every way!
Is the cat out of the bag? -> Bag the of out cat the isA bird in the hand is worth two in the bush -> Bush the in two worth is hand the in bird aActions speak louder than words -> Words than louder speak actions
1. Forever in our hearts2. In loving memory of a devoted mother/father3. Gone but never forgotten4. A parent's love is eternal5. Rest in peace, dear parents6. Together again in heaven7. Cherished memories live on8. Always in our thoughts9. A life well lived, a love well remembered1
1. Autumn leaves and pumpkins please2. Sweater weather is better weather3. Fall in love with fall4. Pumpkin spice and everything nice5. Leaves are falling, autumn is calling6. Harvest blessings7. Cozy vibes and pumpkin pies8. Fall in love with the season9. Hello, pumpkin!10. Fall
1. He really knows how to handle his balls.2. She's got great ball control.3. He's always penetrating the defense.4. She's not afraid to get down and dirty in the box.5. He's got a strong tackle.6. She's always looking for a good position.7. He's not afraid to go in hard.8. She's alwa
Actions speak louder than words.
1. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.2. I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating more room for new memories.3. I'm not slow, I'm just savoring every moment.4. I'm not grumpy, I'm just practicing my resting face.5. I'm not hard of hearing, I'm just selective about what I listen to.6. I'm not
1. Mon amour pour toi est aussi profond que l'océan. (My love for you is as deep as the ocean.)2. Tu es la lumière de ma vie. (You are the light of my life.)3. Je t'aime plus que tout au monde. (I love you more than anything in the world.)4. Ton sourire est mon plus beau trésor. (Your smile