Witty diet sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it...in moderation."
2. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier...most of the time."
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
4. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole meal...but a healthy one."
5. "I'm not on a diet, I'm on a mission to be fit and fabulous."
6. "I'm not giving up carbs, I'm just carb-cycling...sometimes."
7. "I'm not hungry, I'm just bored...so I'll have a salad."
8. "I'm not a fan of diets, I prefer to call it a 'food lifestyle adjustment'."
9. "I'm not counting calories, I'm counting blessings...and maybe a few almonds."
10. "I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean kale salad...with extra cheese."
Above is Witty diet sayings.
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