Witty jokes and sayings

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

7. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

9. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

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