Witty sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."
8. "I'm not a chef, I just like to cook up trouble."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
10. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen sense of observation."
Above is Witty sayings and quotes.
1. Life is short, eat the chocolate first.2. Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.4. Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.5. There's nothing a bar of chocolate can't fix.6. Choco
1. Keep on moving, keep on striving.2. Believing is achieving.3. Laughing is healing.4. Dreaming is believing.5. Learning is growing.6. Doing is achieving.7. Singing is freeing.8. Dancing is enchanting.9. Exploring is discovering.10. Helping is healing.
1. Live in the moment.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Believe you can and you're halfway there.4. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.6. Be the change you wish to see in the world.7. Success is not the key t
1. Don't wait for tomorrow, for it may never come.2. Live each day as if it were your last, for tomorrow is never guaranteed.3. The only time we have is now, for tomorrow may never arrive.4. Don't put off what you can do today, for tomorrow may never come.5. Tomorrow is a promise that may n
Here are some selected sayings of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him):1. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character.2. Do not be people without minds of your own, saying that if others treat you well you will treat them well, and that if they do wrong you will do wr
Here are some Father's Day sayings from both daughters and sons:From Daughter:1. Dad, you are my first love and my forever hero. Happy Father's Day!2. Dad, your love and support mean the world to me. Thank you for always being there. Happy Father's Day!3. To the man who taught me how to be stro
Attila the Hun was a fierce and ruthless warrior known for his military conquests. While there are no direct quotes attributed to him, some sayings and beliefs associated with him include:1. The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, t
1. Stronger together, fiercer apart.2. Hit it hard, hit it fast, make this routine our past.3. Leave it all on the mat, show them what we're made of.4. We came to win, we came to fight, we'll shine bright under the lights.5. Fearless, flawless, ready to dominate.6. One team, one dream, le
1. Oh boy, it's a baby shower!2. Welcome little prince!3. It's a boy! Let's celebrate!4. Tiny toes and baby clothes, it's a boy!5. Blue or pink, what do you think? It's a boy!6. Little man on the way, hip hip hooray!7. Adventure awaits, it's a boy!8. Bow ties and baby blues, it's a bo
1. Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods. - Plato2. Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso3. Love is the joy of the heart, the light of the soul, and the music of life. - Debasish Mridha4. Love is the master key that opens the gates