Worked out and funny sayings
1. "I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games."
2. "I work out because punching people is frowned upon."
3. "I work out so I can carry all the groceries in one trip."
4. "I work out because I refuse to be the 'before' picture."
5. "I work out because I want to be able to chase down the ice cream truck."
6. "I work out because I want to be able to outrun the zombies when the apocalypse comes."
7. "I work out because I want to be able to lift my dog when he refuses to walk."
8. "I work out because I want to be able to do a cartwheel without injuring myself."
9. "I work out because I want to be able to open a jar of pickles without asking for help."
10. "I work out because I want to be able to dance all night at weddings without getting tired."
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