50 gag sayings

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I just can't seem to put it down!

4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

5. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

6. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

8. I'm writing a book about hurricanes. It's a real page-turner.

9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

10. I'm friends with a mathematician. He's always counting on me.

11. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

12. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real loaf of fun.

13. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real knead-sayer.

14. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real bread-winner.

15. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real dough-boy.

16. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real crumb-catcher.

17. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real yeast-master.

18. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real oven-mitt.

19. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real whisk-taker.

20. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real flour-power.

21. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real batter-upper.

22. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cake-maker.

23. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real muffin-topper.

24. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cookie-cutter.

25. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real pie-master.

26. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real tart-talker.

27. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real scone-slinger.

28. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real bun-baker.

29. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real croissant-creator.

30. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real baguette-baker.

31. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real doughnut-dynamo.

32. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real pastry-pioneer.

33. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real breadstick-baker.

34. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real roll-maker.

35. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real biscuit-baker.

36. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cracker-crafter.

37. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real pretzel-pro.

38. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real bagel-baker.

39. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real muffin-maker.

40. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cupcake-creator.

41. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cake-pop-pioneer.

42. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real brownie-baker.

43. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real cookie-connoisseur.

44. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real pie-pro.

45. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real tart-taster.

46. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real scone-savant.

47. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real bun-baker.

48. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real croissant-connoisseur.

49. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real baguette-baker.

50. I'm friends with a baker. He's a real doughnut-devotee.

Above is 50 gag sayings.