60 birthday sayings funny
1. "60 is only 15 in Celsius!"
2. "At 60, you've earned the right to be a little extra... grumpy."
3. "60 is the new 40... until you try to get out of bed in the morning."
4. "60 years old and still rocking it like a teenager... just with more naps."
5. "60 is the perfect age... to start forgetting where you left your keys."
6. "They say 60 is the new 30... but with more wrinkles and less hair."
7. "60 years young and still fabulous... just with a few more creaks and cracks."
8. "At 60, you've officially reached 'vintage' status... like a fine wine, just a little more aged."
9. "60 is the age when you start to appreciate the finer things in life... like elastic waistbands."
10. "Happy 60th birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, important number."
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