Comical sayings and jokes
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
8. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it."
9. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
10. "I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
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