Contradicting sayings funny
1. "The early bird catches the worm" vs. "Good things come to those who wait."
2. "Too many cooks spoil the broth" vs. "Many hands make light work."
3. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" vs. "Out of sight, out of mind."
4. "Actions speak louder than words" vs. "The pen is mightier than the sword."
5. "Look before you leap" vs. "He who hesitates is lost."
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1. Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. - Lemony Snicket2. Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always l
1. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.3. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.4. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.5. I must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone
1. Sweat is just fat crying.2. I workout because I really love food.3. I don't sweat, I sparkle.4. I workout so I can eat more pizza.5. I workout because punching people is frowned upon.6. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.7. I workout because punching a bag is cheaper than thera
1. April showers bring May flowers.2. April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare3. April, come she will. - Simon & Garfunkel4. April is a promise that May is bound to keep. - Hal Borland5. April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go. - Christop
1. No justice, no peace.2. Silence is violence.3. Black lives matter.4. Say their names.5. End police brutality.6. I can't breathe.7. Racism is a pandemic.8. All lives can't matter until black lives matter.9. Systemic racism must end.10. We demand justice.
1. The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. - The Doctor2. We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? - The Doctor3. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things
1. خودی کو کر بلند اتنا کہ ہر تقدیر سے پہلے، خدا بندے سے خود پوچھے، بتا، تیری رضا کیا ہے۔2. دل کو بے قراری اور بھی بہت ہے، راز کو انتہائی انتظار ہے۔3. عشق کی راہ میں ہمیشہ مشکلات آتی ہیں، لیکن وہ مشکلات ہمیں مزید قریب لے جاتی ہیں خدا کی طرف۔4. تمہاری خوبصورتی کو دیکھ کر، میں خود کو بھول جاتا
1. Kia ora2. Tino pai3. Haere mai4. Aroha
1. Happy birthday to our precious little princess! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of love.2. On your special day, sweet granddaughter, may you be surrounded by happiness and all the things that make you smile.3. Wishing a very happy birthday to our adorable granddaughter! Y
1. Love is par for the course.2. Teeing off on a lifetime of love.3. Putting our hearts into forever.4. Swinging into happily ever after.5. A hole-in-one love story.6. Driving into marriage with a perfect shot.7. Teeing up for a lifetime of love and laughter.8. Fore-ever and always.9