Dwight schrute sayings
1. "I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
2. "I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me."
3. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
4. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
5. "I am a black belt in gift wrapping."
6. "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
7. "I am a beet farmer. You cannot possibly understand the magnitude of my beet harvest."
8. "I am a volunteer sheriff's deputy. I am part owner of a beet farm. I am a black belt in karate. I am an experienced survivalist. I'm prepared for anything."
9. "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
10. "I am not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else."
Above is Dwight schrute sayings.
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