Free funny sayings to put on glasses
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality!"
2. "Sip happens."
3. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
4. "I'm outdoorsy... in that I like drinking on patios."
5. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
6. "I make pour decisions."
7. "I'm on a strict wine diet... I only drink wine on days that end in 'y'."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a glass of wine."
9. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
10. "I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection."
Above is Free funny sayings to put on glasses.
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Here are some famous sayings from the Cheshire Cat in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll:1. We're all mad here.2. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.3. If you don't know where you are going, any road can take you there.4. I'm not craz
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