Funny boyfriend girlfriend sayings
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"
2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the ketchup to my fries."
3. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you."
4. "I love you even when I'm hangry, and that's saying something."
5. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, and trust me, I've done my research."
6. "You're the only person I would share my dessert with, and that's true love right there."
7. "You're my favorite notification to receive, even more than a sale alert."
8. "You're the only person I would share my blanket with, and that's a big deal."
9. "You're the missing piece to my puzzle, and I'm so glad I found you."
10. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the icing on my cake, and the cherry on top of my sundae."
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