Funny eeyore sayings
1. "I'm not really a pessimist, I just like to be prepared for the worst."
2. "Why bother with optimism when you can just expect disappointment?"
3. "I always look on the bright side of life...just kidding, I can't find it."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for a rainy day."
5. "I may not be the life of the party, but I'm definitely the cloud over it."
6. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just permanently underwhelmed."
7. "I'm not a party pooper, I'm just a party realist."
8. "I don't need a silver lining, I'm quite content with my cloud."
9. "I don't see the glass as half empty, I see it as completely empty."
10. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just an expert in managing expectations."
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