Funny glass sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of this glass."

2. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm having a conversation with my glass."

3. "I don't cry over spilled milk, but I will cry over spilled wine."

4. "I like my glass how I like my jokes - full of wit and charm."

5. "I'm not a glass half empty or half full kind of person, I'm a refill kind of person."

6. "I'm not a regular glass, I'm a cool glass."

7. "I'm not breaking the glass ceiling, I'm just breaking glasses."

8. "I'm not a glass half empty, I'm a glass half full... of wine."

9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my glass balancing skills."

10. "I'm not a glass half empty, I'm a glass half full... of possibilities."

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Romantic movies quotes and sayings

1. You had me at hello. - Jerry Maguire2. I wish I knew how to quit you. - Brokeback Mountain3. To me, you are perfect. - Love Actually4. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring5. I love you.

Sisters sayings funny

1. Sisters are like fat thighs, they stick together.2. Sisters: because who else will understand your crazy family?3. Sisters make the best partners in crime.4. Sisters: the only ones who truly get your weirdness.5. Sisters: because life is better when you're laughing together.6. Sisters:

Sayings for summertime

1. Life is better in flip flops.2. Sunshine is the best medicine.3. Let the sea set you free.4. Summer vibes only.5. Sandy toes and sun-kissed nose.6. Happiness is a day at the beach.7. Good times and tan lines.8. Summer: where the days are longer and the nights are brighter.9. Chas

Aussie sayings about fighting

1. He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.2. He's as mad as a cut snake.3. He's got a face like a dropped pie.4. He's a few stubbies short of a six-pack.5. He's got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.6. He's got a few screws loose.7. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

See you later sayings

1. Catch you on the flip side!2. Until we meet again!3. Adios for now!4. See you in a while, crocodile!5. Till next time!6. Take care and goodbye for now!7. See you soon, alligator!8. Farewell for now!9. Until next time, my friend!10. Keep in touch and see you later!

Funny builders sayings

1. Measure twice, cut once... then swear a lot when you realize you still messed it up.2. I have a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it... even if it's not the right tool for the job.3. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just really good at making it look like I meant to do that.4. I don't make mist

Baby sprinkle sayings for cake

1. Sprinkling love and joy on the way!2. A little sprinkle of happiness for the sweetest baby!3. Sprinkle of joy, sprinkle of love, welcome baby from above!4. Sweet as sugar, sprinkled with love.5. Sprinkle me with love, it's a baby from above!6. Sprinkle of joy, sprinkle of fun, a new ba

Different sayings for common knowledge

1. It's common sense.2. It's widely known.3. It's general knowledge.4. It's a well-known fact.5. It's public knowledge.6. It's common wisdom.7. It's conventional wisdom.8. It's a universal truth.9. It's an established fact.10. It's something everyone knows.

Sayings of dictators about brainwashing

1. Give me a child for the first seven years, and I will give you the man. - attributed to Jesuit maxim, often used by dictators to emphasize the importance of indoctrinating children at a young age.2. It is the absolute right of the State to supervise the formation of public opinion. - Adolf Hi

Cute sayings valentines sayings short

1. You make my heart skip a beat.2. Love you to the moon and back.3. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.4. You're my favorite person to text.5. You're the sprinkles on my ice cream.6. You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.7. You're the apple of my eye.8. You're my happy place.9. You'