1. "I'm just here for the boos!"
2. "Witch better have my candy!"
3. "Creepin' it real."
4. "If you've got it, haunt it."
5. "Resting witch face."
6. "I'm just a bunch of hocus pocus."
7. "Trick or treat yo' self!"
8. "Eat, drink, and be scary."
9. "Keep calm and carry a wand."
10. "I'm a-maize-ing!"
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1. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.2. Tough times never last, but tough people do.3. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.4. The darkest hour is just before the dawn.5. Adversity introduces a man to himself.6. Fall seven times, stand up eight.7. In the middle of diffi
1. Find the key to success through the back door.2. Sometimes the best opportunities come knocking on the back door.3. Don't be afraid to take the back door to reach your goals.4. In business, the back door can lead to unexpected opportunities.5. When the front door is closed, try the back
1. The night is young, let's keep the party going!2. Good vibes only, let's make some memories tonight.3. Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening.4. Life is short, let's make the most of every moment.5. Cheers to a night we'll never forget.6. Let's raise a glass to good
1. In Brooklyn, even the pigeons have attitude.2. You know you're in Brooklyn when you see more beards than birds.3. Brooklyn: where the only thing louder than the traffic is the people.4. If you can make it in Brooklyn, you can make it anywhere... but good luck finding parking.5. Brooklyn:
1. Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?2. To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and you will never go wrong.3. I fear no man, no beast or evil, brother.4. I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man.5. I'm gonna take my vita
1. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W.C. Fields2. Horses lend us the wings we lack. - Pam Brown3. A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mun
1. I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year: when it's my birthday, and when it's not. - Unknown2. Vodka is just awesome water. - Unknown3. I may not be perfect, but my vodka is. - Unknown4. Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot. - Unknown5. In victory, you deserve v
1. From little seeds grow mighty trees.2. Plant the seeds of kindness and reap a harvest of happiness.3. A seed today is a tree tomorrow.4. Sow good seeds and you will reap a bountiful harvest.5. The smallest seed can grow into the tallest tree.6. Seeds of success are planted in hard work
1. Laundry today or naked tomorrow!2. Wash away your worries.3. Laundry: the never-ending story.4. Loads of love.5. Keep calm and wash on.6. Laundry is loads of fun.7. Wash, dry, fold, repeat.8. Sorting out life, one load at a time.9. Socks have a way of disappearing in this room.1
Here are some hilarious sayings from Tumblr:1. I put the 'pro' in procrastination.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me.6. I'